No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.
*sniffs wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?
icarus never dreamt of flying
persephone didn’t ask for a crown
daphne hardly wanted the love of a god
the myths are varied, true and false,
full of gods and monsters, fate and luck
but they are stories of more than magic
more than immortality and divinity
they are stories of people like you and me
people who didn’t pray for heroism
or for a throne high above on olympus
myths are stories of humans
who loved and lost like us
who fell from great heights
to even greater depths
the gods would never dare to tell
the secret of their myths:
but the truth is, the highest
form of divinity
This is one of the people I idolize.
chris pratt does the ice bucket challenge, hilarity ensues
A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement
(Note: This isn’t me)
See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).
This is how you do big gestures.
all new text post TONIGHT, at 8:30/7:30c